These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose. Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's full bare b*****s in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together. This is the most painful list you will ever read and I apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.
"That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."
Paraphrasing: "Never go see any of my movies ever again, please. Thank you!"
For now it doesn’t seem like she’s going to budge, but we'll see what time and inevitable career limbo have to say about the whole thing *points to Lindsay Lohan*... *and her thumbs*... awww, who are we kidding? Nobody cares about her thumbs. If Megan Fox approached you at a party wearing what she is in the picture here, you wouldn't deny her, even if her thumbs were made of hamsters.
When asked to go topless in ‘Sin City’, she answered with: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety".
1. That's not what makes her a bad actress.
2. "Into the Blue"? Still totally worth it.
3. Machete came pretty damn close... but not close enough.
There's nothing we can do here except wait for her career to go South, sadly. And thus lies the dilemma of this entire list. We all love these ladies so much, but in order to get to what we would after 3 dates (in a dream world), we have to wait years and for them to leave their prime.
Life is hard.
Oh well, this is really the least bothersome one on the list because Jessica Alba is so great at being porn in of herself that even scenes from PG-13 movies will do the trick.
"Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things...It's almost a deal breaker. [The Last Kiss] was rated R, and they like to put in nudity wherever they can, but I'm pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided."
To add insult to injury, she's dating Hayden "Worst Darth Vader Ever" Christiansen.
Blake has spoken before about how she hates wearing skimpy outfits on “Gossip Girl”, so the chances of her going naked for all to see are about as low as a bacon buffet at a Bar Mitzvah.
A source has reported, as of October 2010, that there are talks of her doing Playboy, but these seem to be a way for her to seem adult without actually having to show anything.
She agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine, and get this, doesn’t show a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.
At this point it’s really not clear if you should respect the h**l out of her for taking a stance or be really pissed off at the major tease, but can you really be mad at someone who is that damned hot?
“I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!”
A woman like that is not very likely to have her body go completely on display so that her talent can get put in the trunk. Speaking of trunks, Daaaaaamn. That being said, who doesn't actually respect the woman for her acting abilities?
That’s right, Pam from ‘The Office’ is a firm believer in family values, but she also doesn’t give a f**k if you don’t like it. She is woman, and she shall remain mostly clothed on screen. Unlike most people on this list, she can actually just keep making us laugh, and we’ll call it even.
Let us be the first to say, Jessica, nobody thinks you ever have to worry about an Oscar.
Rachel Leigh Cook
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, and this is no exception. Good thing Rachael doesn’t know what people do to actresses in photoshop if they don’t pose nude. Compared to the sick s**t that they think up, ten seconds nude on film is a walk in the park on a cool summer day.
She explains her reasoning for not wanting to bear all: "I feel like if you have a female comic character and then you see her nipples, then she is no longer funny which is clearly wrong but that was my theory and that's why I didn't want to do it."
What makes the case for her going nude even less likely is that she is in the process of converting to conservative Judaism, at the request of Cohen, oy vey.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
When asked to comment about her stance on nude rolls, she eloquently responded, “For the most part, yeah, I’m happy with my body, but there are days when I’m like, ‘Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?”
It turns out though, that no matter the medium, she is still not going to take her clothes off. "It would be completely uncomfortable to walk down the street and know that the person passing by had seen me without my clothes on…"
Now, a real man must never resort to this type of communication, but this is really the only thing I have to say about this:
Tragically, in 2008 she underwent a double mastectomy to counteract the breast cancer she had been dealing with.
A moment of silence.
For all the time that she has been on the show, and in her many movie rolls, the half Chinese half Canadian hottie has never alluded to any sort of full frontal situation, but she has never commented on her position on it. For now it looks like seeing Kristin’s wonder twins is unlikely, but later on she may (hopefully) reconsider.
Jennifer announced this vow during an interview for her movie “The Invention of Lying” to the disappointment of whoever actually thinks she’s not past her prime.
This proclamation might have been slightly more important BEFORE we had to sit through all those episodes of ‘Alias’ for the hope you might show off more than her ninja skills.