The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film

These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose. Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's full bare b*****s in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together. This is the most painful list you will ever read and I apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.

Megan Fox

Let's start off by ripping this band-aid off quick...

"That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Paraphrasing: "Never go see any of my movies ever again, please. Thank you!"

For now it doesn’t seem like she’s going to budge, but we'll see what time and inevitable career limbo have to say about the whole thing *points to Lindsay Lohan*... *and her thumbs*... awww, who are we kidding? Nobody cares about her thumbs. If Megan Fox approached you at a party wearing what she is in the picture here, you wouldn't deny her, even if her thumbs were made of hamsters.

Jessica Alba

If you want to know who to punch in the face for convincing Jessica Alba to keep her girls to herself, it's Jesus. She is so against full frontal, that she even got litigious when her photo showed up on the cover of an issue of Playboy, but dropped the suit shortly after.

When asked to go topless in ‘Sin City’, she answered with: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety".

1. That's not what makes her a bad actress.

2. "Into the Blue"? Still totally worth it.

3. Machete came pretty damn close... but not close enough.

There's nothing we can do here except wait for her career to go South, sadly. And thus lies the dilemma of this entire list. We all love these ladies so much, but in order to get to what we would after 3 dates (in a dream world), we have to wait years and for them to leave their prime.

Life is hard.

Oh well, this is really the least bothersome one on the list because Jessica Alba is so great at being porn in of herself that even scenes from PG-13 movies will do the trick.

Rachel Bilson

While she was on the O.C., seeing her semi nude was about as normal as Mischa Barton making bad decisions, but Bilson says that she will go no further in showing off her body. Even that scene in that Zach Braff movie she was in (The Last Kiss), you think you get to see some skin was a body double.

"Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things...It's almost a deal breaker. [The Last Kiss] was rated R, and they like to put in nudity wherever they can, but I'm pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided."

To add insult to injury, she's dating Hayden "Worst Darth Vader Ever" Christiansen.

Blake Lively

"I do panic before I have to wear a really skimpy outfit, but I don’t have enough willpower. I had to do a scene in a bra and shorts for the first time in two years.”

Blake has spoken before about how she hates wearing skimpy outfits on “Gossip Girl”, so the chances of her going naked for all to see are about as low as a bacon buffet at a Bar Mitzvah.

A source has reported, as of October 2010, that there are talks of her doing Playboy, but these seem to be a way for her to seem adult without actually having to show anything.

Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn is not a woman to take lightly. Not only can she out-nerd some of the nerdiest troll-like virgins out there, but apparently she has some brass ovaries too.

She agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine, and get this, doesn’t show a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

At this point it’s really not clear if you should respect the h**l out of her for taking a stance or be really pissed off at the major tease, but can you really be mad at someone who is that damned hot?

Thought so.

Christina Hendricks

No one will say that Christina Hendricks doesn’t have an amazing body, but she wants you to shut the f**k up about it.

“I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!”

A woman like that is not very likely to have her body go completely on display so that her talent can get put in the trunk. Speaking of trunks, Daaaaaamn. That being said, who doesn't actually respect the woman for her acting abilities?

Jenna Fischer

"Well, I wouldn't do anything I wouldn't be proud to show my parents."

That’s right, Pam from ‘The Office’ is a firm believer in family values, but she also doesn’t give a f**k if you don’t like it. She is woman, and she shall remain mostly clothed on screen. Unlike most people on this list, she can actually just keep making us laugh, and we’ll call it even.

Jessica Simpson

Ms. Simpson has stated firmly “I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin‘ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it…”

Let us be the first to say, Jessica, nobody thinks you ever have to worry about an Oscar.

Rachel Leigh Cook

“I'm very shy. I won't do nudity, and no body-doubling to make it look like it's me.”

Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, and this is no exception. Good thing Rachael doesn’t know what people do to actresses in photoshop if they don’t pose nude. Compared to the sick s**t that they think up, ten seconds nude on film is a walk in the park on a cool summer day.

Isla Fisher

You might think that you saw her naked in “Wedding Crashers”, but the bad news is that she had a body double. We have, on the other hand, seen her fiancé’s naked body more times than we can ever forget from “Borat” and “Bruno”.

She explains her reasoning for not wanting to bear all: "I feel like if you have a female comic character and then you see her nipples, then she is no longer funny which is clearly wrong but that was my theory and that's why I didn't want to do it."

What makes the case for her going nude even less likely is that she is in the process of converting to conservative Judaism, at the request of Cohen, oy vey.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer has had about two decades now to get naked, but the most flesh we’ve gotten to see is her ass when it got huge and lumpy. Playboy even offered her a pictorial when she got back in shape, but she declined.

When asked to comment about her stance on nude rolls, she eloquently responded, “For the most part, yeah, I’m happy with my body, but there are days when I’m like, ‘Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?”

Mandy Moore

Of all the mediocre pop stars from the 90’s, Mandy Moore is the least two dimensional (metaphorically speaking). After it was clear that she wouldn't become an MTV sex symbol a-la Britney or Christina, Mandy decided to find her way into acting and actually wasn’t too bad at it.

It turns out though, that no matter the medium, she is still not going to take her clothes off. "It would be completely uncomfortable to walk down the street and know that the person passing by had seen me without my clothes on…"

Now, a real man must never resort to this type of communication, but this is really the only thing I have to say about this:

:-(

Christina Applegate

As we saw her grow up on TV as Kelly Bundy, seeing her naked was on the mind and mouths of every male from age 13 to dead in the 90's. After the show ended, everyone waited with baited breath for the announcement from Christina to finally bare all in Playboy or wherever; and waited, and waited. It never happened.

Tragically, in 2008 she underwent a double mastectomy to counteract the breast cancer she had been dealing with.

A moment of silence.

Kristen Kreuk

She first came onto US TV as Lana Lang on “Smallville”, and she has forever after been on the hotness radar of fanboys and the average hetero males alike.

For all the time that she has been on the show, and in her many movie rolls, the half Chinese half Canadian hottie has never alluded to any sort of full frontal situation, but she has never commented on her position on it. For now it looks like seeing Kristin’s wonder twins is unlikely, but later on she may (hopefully) reconsider.

Jennifer Garner

“I will not be taking it all off! Zero percent. No, thank you. The world deserves better. Not interested.”

Jennifer announced this vow during an interview for her movie “The Invention of Lying” to the disappointment of whoever actually thinks she’s not past her prime.

This proclamation might have been slightly more important BEFORE we had to sit through all those episodes of ‘Alias’ for the hope you might show off more than her ninja skills.

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